Sunday, 2 August 2009

Joke Tuesday.

A man checks into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely. He

thought, "I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths
when you're calling for a cab."


He popped into a phone booth near the hotel and found an ad for a girl
calling herself 'Erogonique', a lovely girl, bending over in the photo.

He copied the phone number and returned to his hotel. When back in the room
he figures, what the heck, give her a call.

"Hello," the woman says. God, she sounded sexy.

"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and
give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone
and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it
now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got
in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me
in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want! Now, how does that
sound?"

She says, "That sounds fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside
line."

With thanks to a Mr. Robert Horak!

14 comments:

ChrisB said...

Good one John hehehehhehe LOL.

john.g. said...

I thought this was great!

thepinkdog said...

LOL! oops! hee-hee!

john.g. said...

Hey,Caroline!

Jayne said...

Oh John, that really made me chuckle - thanks darlin :-)

john.g. said...

Jayne! You're back. Where's the blog?

© Karelian Blonde said...

*LOL* still laughing...good one guys!

john.g. said...

Anonymous, I'm getting fed up of this! FUCK OFF!

PI said...

Oh John - I've missed my giggles:)

petra michelle; Whose role is it anyway? said...

hahaha, I'm sure that won't stop him! ;)

Have a great weekend, John!

john.g. said...

Oh, dear Anonymous. I wish I could spell 'FUCK OFF' in your lingo!

john.g. said...

Anonymous, please take this hint. FUCK OFF!!!!

PI said...

John honey have you tried comment approval? It's useful for this sort of stuff.

#Debi said...

If nothing else, John, you might want to turn on the word verification feature on your comments--it helps reduce spambots...