Tuesday, 22 January 2008

Joke Tuesday.

Paddy is trying to catch fish through the ice.

Ice fisherman

He hears a loud booming voice say, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!" Paddy says, "Is that you God?"

The voice replies, "No, you tw*t, I'm Barry, the F*CKING ICE RINK MANAGER!"


sablonneuse said...

Maybe Paddy was trying to catch a nice skate. . . . .

john.g. said...

Sandy, that's good ....for you! *ducks*

ChrisB said...


Beccy said...

Ah John!!!

john.g. said...

Beccy, I know, the Irish theme, but I couldn't resist!

Keith said...

What John wouldn't admit to is the fact that he got a good slapping off Di on Monday for being cheeky. I know, I was there and I saw it.

Made my day it did!

RUTH said...

Nice one John.
An Elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired.
Holding hands they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Andy had carved "I love you, Sally."
On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet Sally quickly picked it up, but not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money--fifty-thousand dollars.
Andy said, "We've got to give it back."
Sally said, "Finders keepers." She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.
The next day, two FBI men were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on the door.
"Pardon me, but did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?"
Sally said, "No."
Andy said, "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic."
Sally said, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."
The agents turn to Andy and began to question him.
One says: "Tell us the story from the beginning"
Andy said, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday . . "
The first FBI guy turns to his partner and says, "We're outta here."

PI said...

Good one Ruth!
BTW John I have Irish blood - and the rest. Should I be offended and take umbrage? P'raps not.

john.g. said...

Ruth, lol xx.

john.g. said...

Mum2, I'd never have guessed!!