Friday, 25 January 2008

Normal service resumed!

Trigger

Well, after a few months absenteeism, Trigger is back!

Fortunately he hasn't changed.

We were watching the golf, live from Qatar. The Doha golf club. "Not golf again!" said Trigger.


"Piss off" I said, "you haven't been in for months!"

"When you become a regular again you might just get a say".

"I didn't get a say before." moaned Trigger. "Ok, what do you want on?"

I'm not bothered, but anything but golf!"

"Alright." I put the fishing programme on(I know Trigger likes fishing).

"What's this?" asks Trigger.

Fishing you moron!

"Right, I'm off then, see you all!!" he announces. TW*T!

17 comments:

© Karelian Blonde said...

Yeeeiiii! Good to have Trigger back as now we might get more or the pub goings on and you can have a rest from the social commentary ;)

john.g. said...

And what ARE you saying KB?

ChrisB said...

You welcomed him with open arms then!!!

john.g. said...

Chris, you don't need to know!

Beccy said...

Welcome back Trigger, methinks he may go awol again!

sablonneuse said...

Maybe during his absence he found other interests that took his mind off fishing. See if you can find out what he was up to.

PI said...

There's no pleasing some folk!
BTW I notice you are treating him with kid gloves after his absence, NOT!

NOG said...

JOHN G IS 46 ON MONDAY, 28TH JAN.

All together now, "Happy Birthday to you....etc!"

Di has promised to give him a good slapping for his birthday. I shall be there bright and early to see that!

Jon M said...

Yay, sounds like just what you needed after the last two posts! :)

Jayne said...

I'm sure Trigger missed you all, as much as you missed him!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN!

Mmwwwaaahhhhhhhh *kiss*

Anonymous said...

I thought John looked about 55 when I saw him.

#Debi said...

Happy Birthday, John! Tell Di to put one on my tab for you...

(Let me know if that works, btw...)

sablonneuse said...

Heureux Anniversaire John!
Lots of virtual hugs.
xxxxx

john.g. said...

Thank you all!! Keith, you snitch!

Z said...

Happy birthday, John xxx

Doc Martin said...

So where's this interesting story about petrol and tow-ropes you were going to post then? Have you chickened out? Too many death threats?

(Private joke, don't ask!)

Mr Farty said...

Happy Birthday John!

Baa-baa rainbow sheep - a chance for you to practice with Photoshop perhaps?