Joke Tuesday.
I am a Muppet. I completely forgot about joke Tuesday
Scouser walks into a job centre and tells the assistant he's hard working,honest and desperate for a job ........ the assistant replies "that's fortunate, we have just got one in. We need a chauffeur for a multi-millionaire, which includes looking after his twin nymphomaniac daughters whilst on overseas trips. It comes with a salary of £200,000 a year".
The Scouser says, "you're bullshitting me."
The assistant replied," You f*cking started it!!"
10 comments:
Thanks, Mr, F!
Hehehe! Nice.
Hi, Brom!!
Chrisb, xx
Lol, briliant John, I even have my joke prepared for tomorrow.
Thats brilliant! Great! Not the joke, that's bloody crap; I mean the layout of the post.....
Har har har! Here's a heart felt one for you.
How many men does it take to change a loo roll?
None! They never do it!
Gave Bridget a good laugh ha! ;)
Pat - I live alone, so who do you think changes my loo-roll? Les fées? Tut!
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