Saturday, 5 January 2008

Pub news.

I didn't quite grasp what I'd heard at first, but the ensuing fits of laughter confirmed things.

Bush (don't ask) : "Hello Sharon, you have a good Christmas?"

Sharon: "Not really, I've had that bug. But now I'm better and looking forward to a good blow-out!"

Bush, spluttering in his pint: "Can you let me finish the drink first?"

Sharon: "I said BLOW-OUT!"

Bush: "Same thing, just inhale now and then."

Sharon: "John, you wont blog this will you?"

Me: "No, would I?"

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BTW, I have come into some information regarding my beloved friend Zoe. Now, being the friend that I am. I told Zoe about my windfall.

"Oh f*ck, where did you get that?!"

"Top secret."

"Keith knows."

"You bastard, I'm toast!"

Read future posts, Keith gets the info tomorrow!

15 comments:

sablonneuse said...

Did someone give you a wooden spoon for Christmas? On second thoughts I think you already had one. . . . . .

Beccy said...

I'm intrigued...

ChrisB said...

Like beccy I'm intrigued!!!!!

Wendy Ascham said...

Keith knows nothing! And it is better if John doesn't say any more, otherwise HE will toast if Zoe gets to him!

Bridget Jones said...

I'll come back tomorrow and hope to understand better ha! ;)

You'll find that this 'mad woman' is harder to seduce than possibly anyone you have come across so far ha!

I'm welcoming visitors to my diary today, and you'd be welcome :) Please let me have your e-mail and I'll send you an invite.

Cheers!

PI said...

I do think - as Mum 2 - I should have some perks - like knowing what in tarnation you are talking about. No?

zoe said...

listen to me, young man, where on earth you found THAT is beyond me and i never mentioned it because it is so bad and totally incorrect - as i expected it to be.

mess with me and it looks like there will be a war starting very, very soon ....

(oh shudder ....)

john.g. said...

Oops, Keiths got it!! Oh shit!

ChrisB said...

I want to know some secrets so I tagged you!!

martin said...

When you say you have had a windfall,is that code for follow through,from all the brussel sprouts over Christmas ?.

john.g. said...

Chrisb.........thanks! lol.

Martin, I hate brussels....and sprouts!

zoe said...

martin: that isn't even funny

grrrr

zoe said...

BAAAAAAAAAAAASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!

Jon M said...

Windfall....was that from blowing in or out?

Jin said...

You got me well curious now! I reckon your mates at the pub are going to ask you to sign a confidentiality contract!