Pub news.

I didn't quite grasp what I'd heard at first, but the ensuing fits of laughter confirmed things.

Bush (don't ask) : "Hello Sharon, you have a good Christmas?"

Sharon: "Not really, I've had that bug. But now I'm better and looking forward to a good blow-out!"

Bush, spluttering in his pint: "Can you let me finish the drink first?"

Sharon: "I said BLOW-OUT!"

Bush: "Same thing, just inhale now and then."

Sharon: "John, you wont blog this will you?"

Me: "No, would I?"

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BTW, I have come into some information regarding my beloved friend Zoe. Now, being the friend that I am. I told Zoe about my windfall.

"Oh f*ck, where did you get that?!"

"Top secret."

"Keith knows."

"You bastard, I'm toast!"

Read future posts, Keith gets the info tomorrow!