Pub/horse news.
Keith, that well-known arsehole friend of mine has produced this cartoon, then tried to blame me for it when he saw Nikki today.But no,I had pre-empted his manouevre, and explained to Nikki that it was Keiths work as I am too thick to create that yet!
9 comments:
Oooo, you do tell some whoppers! It was all your idea to post it. Everybody believes me cos I'm a Nice Old Gentleman.
Did I see a post about the Police being at the pub & it being closed (possibly because of them being there) or was I dreaming? I know I've been taking some staunch medicine for flu, but I coulda sworn I saw it!!
You're right Jayne, I saw it too. Come on john g. What is it you're not telling?
I want to know about the police too!
To all - John will be served with a "fatwa" is he utters one word about the police. Not only that the landlord will cut of his wedding tackle!
Waddaya mean? "arsehole"? That is NOT the correct way to spell "good kind, & attentive".
You had better wish my daughter (you know the one!) doesn't does see that, otherwise SHE will also cut your wedding tackle off, after it's been sewed back on of course!
Now that smacks of a much more juicy scandal than the Zoe article but I wouldn't want John G to lose any necessary bits and pieces if he gave away any secrets. Shame. . . .
The bosses did not wish to elaborate on what had happened, therefore I removed the post.
".. lose any necessary bits .." Don't you mean "un- "?
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