Tuesday, 12 August 2008

Joke Tuesday.

A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink. He's been staring at his drink for over half an hour when this big hairy biker walks in and stands next to him, grabs his drink,gulps it down in one and then turns to the little guy with a menacing look as if to say, "What'cha gonna do about it?"

The poor little guy starts crying.

"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time", the biker says. "I didn't think you'd cry! I can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy, between sobs. "I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late for an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me. So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put and end to my life, and then you show up and ....















drink the f*cking poison, you bastard!

20 comments:

ChrisB said...

Hilarious I didn't see the punch line coming :)

Beccy said...

For once I did...but I loved it all the same.

See plurking gets me back blogging!

Beccy said...

well reading blogs...don't get too excited.

john.g. said...

Beccy,I wont!

BarbaraS said...

Another gud un. Yay for Joke Tuesday!

john.g. said...

Thanks, Barbaras!

Mr Farty said...

Sweet! Keep 'em coming.

Dumdad said...

What was he drinking - Watneys? That should kill him...

john.g. said...

Dumdad, Brew XI!

Che "snivelling little git" L'Ecossais said...

This happens to me every bloody week.

I hate that Biker c*nt.

I must admit though, the man can handle his drink.

( . )( . ) said...

hahahaha that is classic, never heard it before either! Bikies always get what they deserve!!

Sylv said...

Ouch:) that's a good one again,just sent on his rounds thru heidiland:)

petra michelle; Whose role is it anyway? said...

Not only do I get a brew (yes, a lush at 9:00 EST in US), but a joke to boot! It was hilarious! Great way to start my day! Thank you, John. Petra

little wanderer said...

brilliant........ keep them coming.......

john.g. said...

Che, welcome!

Arna, steady, Iwas a biker once!
Sylv, pleasure as always!
Petra, glad to jump-start your day!

Katy, xx

© Karelian Blonde said...

Well, I did not see that coming either *LOL* Nice one JG!

john.g. said...

Thanks KB! XX

PI said...

That's a good 'un!

Sally Lomax said...

Brilliant!!

I didn't guess. And I DID laugh!

john.g. said...

Sally, welome back!