Thursday, 28 August 2008

Pub news!

Today, I have been thoroughly humiliated in my local boozer!

Imagine walking into the bar and being laughed at like you were some freak!(No comments please!). Laughter like I never heard before, and at MY expense! It was a shock to the system. I felt a foot tall, my face reddened with embarrassment.

















Di had locked me in the

BOG!Bog

34 comments:

Dumdad said...

Di's taking the piss now!

john.g. said...

Dumdad, was it a pee though?

D.D. said...

Hi John
Glad to meet you on plurk.
You are such a positive dude :D
Keep up the great work.

john.g. said...

Thanks d.d. and welcome to my madhouse!

ChrisB said...

Ha ha I left you an appropriate emoticon on plurk

john.g. said...

Chrisb, i've seen, and you get worse!

sablonneuse said...

You didn't say how long it was before she let you out . . .

john.g. said...

Sandy, not long, think of the lost profits!!

Wendy A said...

It was the best place for you, because you are always pissing about.

john.g. said...

Hi, Wendy, where's my present?

Z said...

What's plurk?

Our dog got locked in the loo once, when we realised and let him out he was the picture of dignity. He was unaware of the potential for humiliation. He ignored us for hours until we went beyond begging for forgiveness and prostrated ourselves.

john.g. said...

z, www. plurk.com, it's great fun!

Z said...

hang on, the first time you said that you left two little kisses. Is it something I said or what?

*goes and sniffs self worriedly*

#Debi said...

It could have been worse--she could have locked you OUT of the bog! :)

© Karelian Blonde said...

I believe you asked for it *LOL*

Actions have consequences...alledgedly ;)

Mickle in NZ said...

Now that's a LOL
huggles matey, xxx

Grumpy Keith said...

Think yourself lucky, you could have been in there all afternoon. She had to unlock the door because there was a queue waiting to go in!

It could have been worse. She could have locked you in the Ladies!

Anonymous said...

Some would say you got what you deserved, personally I think you got off lightly.

Melanie x

Sylv said...

GRIN!!!!

Murph said...

When you felt about a foot tall, had you been taken short John?

petra michelle; Whose role is it anyway? said...

"Don't you feel, small. It happens to us all!" Moody Blues;
have helped me out of a few emotional jams! Smuckers as well!
Remember to keep your ipod with you at all times for entertainment and/or cell with pics of Uma Thurman or Elle MacPherson. :))

john.g. said...

Thank-you all for your on-going support!

mutleythedog said...

Thats not very covenient!! hahahah! Covenience... ?? see the joke...

oh suit yerself..

john.g. said...

Mutley: WOOF, WOOF!

Anonymous said...

Di: (in the bar) "Poo it smells like a Gents in here!"

John G: "A gents what?"

john.g. said...

Right'o anonymous, reveal yourself!

SpanishGoth said...

I don't think it was an accident. I think it was a failed suicide bid.

Hooray for Di - she's poo *splash*

Grumpy Keith said...

"Imagine walking into the bar and being laughed at ...."

Whadda mean "walking"? Don't you mean "hobbling into the bar cos my wheelchair wouldn't fit through the door"?

Wendy Ascham said...

Take no notice of "Grumpy". He's pissed. I just gave him a slap round the head when I saw what he had just posted.

Your present is safely in his car, so he can't forget it this time.

PI said...

Naughty Daddy! I shall have to have a word.

John said...

I have been reading your blog for quite a while, but never got around to commenting.

I do enjoy your jokes and other peoples' comments; I suppose that's what draws me back to your page.

I also like your masthead, did you design it yourself? It's very striking. I have tried to get an artist to do something similar for me, but either they don't know how to go about it or want to charge too much.

This last year I have been very busy and have neglected my own blog, but now I have more time on my hands I want to update and use it.

Regards, John.

john.g. said...

Thanks, Mum2!

Wendy, keep him under control!!

Goth, Di reads this!!

SpanishGoth said...

Di can read? Fooking hell - more nose powdering for you then

Jayne said...

Ahhh, revenge is sweet! Awww shame John, I do have a tiny, tiny bit of sympathy for you.......only just though! Poor Di must take a lot of flack from you lot, so it's only fitting she can get a taste of revenge now & again!