Tuesday, 13 January 2009

Joke Tuesday.

A man enters a confessional and says to the Irish priest,"Father, it has been one month since my last confession and I've sinned with Fannie Green every week for the last month."

The priest tells him,"You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Marys'."

Soon, another man comes in for confession. "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I have sinned with Fannie Green twice a week for the last two months."

This time the priest asks who Fannie Green is. "A new woman in the neighbourhood," replied the sinner. "Very well," says the priest. "Go and say ten Hail Marys'."

The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his sermon when a tall, gorgeous woman walks in. All male eyes fall on her as she slowly walks down the aisle and sits down in front of the altar.

Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald-green shoes. The priest and the altar boy gasp as she sits down with her legs slightly spread, Sharon Stone style.

The priest whispers to the altar boy,"Is that Fannie Green?"

The altar boy replies,"No, I think it's the reflection off her shoes!"

10 comments:

petra michelle; Whose role is it anyway? said...

*laughing* When did you last go to confession, John? :))

john.g. said...

Not my thing Petra. I don't sin!

ChrisB said...

Very funny... the joke and *you don't sin* good one LOL.

phoenix said...

Ha ha Ha that nearly shook off the stupid exercise weights i've got strapped to my ankles lol

#Debi said...

Nicely done!

Dumdad said...

Chortlé, chortlé, as they say over here!

Victor Mildew said...

I don't understand that joke. Can you gives us a detailed explanation please?

PI said...

Oh John!!!!!

Z said...

You're not getting any better, John. You're a very naughty boy.

Sally said...

Oh dear - that made me chuckle!