Thursday, 29 January 2009

Pub news!

I have a problem. No, not a medical problem. (Although a few would beg to differ!)

You see, there is a Judas in the pub. Someone so low as to sell his mate down the river to avoid a beating!

Di asked me today when her "friend" Keith was coming in! I was aghast, how could he? The traitor!

What has the 'orrible crawler been saying? I shudder to think. My stomach turned when she said "my friend". Two weeks ago she was going to kill him!

Sunday will be interesting!




PS, It's 9 years today since I got squashed! How time flies!!

17 comments:

itsmee said...

Oh no...how could he!

Wow 9 years, been a while hasn't it.

john.g. said...

Hi, Wendy! Betrayal is the pits! But i'll get him!

ChrisB said...

I raise my glass to you. You are always so cheerful and upbeat. Even when you are dealing with *traitors* or you are getting a slap from Di LOL.

PI said...

The day after your birthday - that was rotten luck and you're still my smiling boyo!

Keith said...

Did someone mention my name?

I'm not a traitor, I just taking precautions. Anyway I think that Di is absolutely fab in the way that she handles John.

As they say "One good thump deserves another!" (or is that "turn"?)

I shall be wearing my 'riot gear' and crash helmet on Sunday!

Kila said...

Sounds like it'll be interesting! ;)

Mickle in NZ said...

That was one heck of a 38th birthday present. I raise my glass of cider to your wonderful spirit and wicked sense of humour.

Care and huggles Matey. I look forward to your update of this coming Sunday's goings on,lol.

Zed said...

At least you kept your sense of humour. I look forward to Di thumping Keith on Sunday. Do let us know all about it.

Hugs,

Marylin.

Wendy A said...

Hey! If you don't stop taking the piss out of my dad I know someone in a wheelchair who is going to get a bashing from me!

john.g. said...

Ha, Wendy A appears out of nowhere!

Wendy, come on up then!

And where is my birthday card?

Wendy A said...

You've got no chance of a Birthday Card. The only card you will get from me will be a Restraining Order!

john.g. said...

LMAO!

Beccy said...

Belated birthday greetings John, as Mickie says what a birthday pressie but I love your attitude and think you're a star.

john.g. said...

Beccy, xxxx!

Wendy A said...

Keith told me what Old Tom always says to you in the pub. Obviously a man of the world who's got you well and truly weighed up.

I couldn't put it better myself!

phoenix said...

Tsk Tsk traitor in the camp! shocking!
9 years John! I take my hat off to you and your attitude to life, your positivity is contagious and your page always cheers me up :0)

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