Monday, 12 January 2009

Pub news

The installation of the Nintendo Wii is going down well. Even the older locals are having a go.

Yesterday was an eye-opener. Di came and sat next to Keith.

"You and me need to have a word", she said. He looked a little surprised. "We do?!" "Yes, we do,I read your comments on his (my) blog!"

"He wrote that",he lied. "No I didn't", I retorted. Di went for the truth and belted Keith! Just desserts! I am villified, a free man, until tomorrow!

13 comments:

Dumdad said...

Enjoy your freedom while it lasts!

Dumdad said...

Yes! First commenter me!

Dumdad said...

And second!

Blogpolice said...

Move along now, Dumdad, that's enough.

john.g. said...

Pillock! LOL!

Ricardipus said...

Wii - ah yes, one of those appeared at Chateau Ricardipus just after Christmas (surprisingly enough).

My handsome and bearded Swedish Mii character named Bjorn is hopeless at tennis. The tiny skater-dude I created named "Micro" is a demon at it. Go figure.

Junior Ricardipus #1, however, can wallop ANYBODY at boxing. Perhaps I should send him along to deal with Keith?

john.g. said...

Yes please R'Pus, but i think Di can handle him!

PI said...

OOOOh a Keith basher. That'll larn him!

Keith said...

Not one word of sympathy from any of you! Not one!

Nobody loves me. *sob* I'm going up the garden to eat worms . . . no, wait, I have a better idea, I'm take John up the garden and force feed him some worms!

*storms out and slams door. exits left.*

#Debi said...

Keith, you'll do better if you exit *before* you slam the door...

Normally I'd have sympathy for you, but it's nice to see someone else get it besides John for a change...

john.g. said...

#Debi!xxxxxxxx

ChrisB said...

'the locals are wiing'!!! hehehe

Jayne said...

Awwww poor Keith - you're always abusing him John!