Thursday, 15 January 2009

Pub news.


I have been given permission from the idiot man himself to publish this post. Trigger was made redundant yesterday after thirteen years of work with the same company. Naturally we all expressed our disappointment for him, but there are two ways to look at this.

Firstly, I get more material for my blog, which, in turn keeps you all amused.

Secondly, I have to put up with the pillock seven days a week!

As you can tell from the photo, he's not far off retirement, and after only one day is easing into his new role as Di's tormenter-in-chief!

Welcome to the bone idle club TRIGGER!

He did ask me to mention that he is now available as a male escort for a pint reasonable price.

This advert has been placed free of charge for obvious reasons!

Oh, by the way, Di found her glasses.......on top of the T.V.!


ChrisB said...

First I'm sorry Trigger was made redundant, hope he got a good pay out he'll be able to treat you to a pint.

You will have to get him to plurk-he can advertise his services!

Glad Di found her specs LOL

john.g. said...

Chris, you really are tempting fate!

Kila said...

My condolences to him, and may his calendar soon be filled!

Mickle in NZ said...

Sad for Trigger.

Hey John - maybe now Di can concentrate on wacking Trigger?

Kevin 'In Salford' said...

There's this town in Yorkshire called 'Idle'. Many years ago I visited it on a day trip with my cousin, who's a Yorkshireman, and I had a very pleasant time there. We spent the evening in the 'Idle Working Men's Club'! (Ring any bells?).

No, I get the impression from the comments on here that Trigger is actually a nice guy who doesn't deserve the 'stick' that he gets. (Or maybe not??).

Jayne said...

Oh I definitely think Trigger deserves alot of the flack he comes in for - read Johns previous write-ups on him!
My sympathies though Trigger, no one deserves to be laid off. I must admit I'm looking forward to future gems from you John!