Tuesday, 3 February 2009

Joke Tuesday.

JAMAICAN SANDALS




A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring round the market looking at the goods, when they passed this small sandal stall.

From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a strong Jamaican accent say,"You foreigners! Come into my humble store."

So in they went. The Jamaican said, "I have some special sandals I think you will be interested in. Dey make wild sex!"

Well, the wife was really keen in buying a pair, but her husband, being the sex god he was, wasn't so sure.

The husband asked the man, "How could sandals turn you into a sex freak?" The man replied,"Just try dem on!"

The husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in and tried them on.

As soon as he slipped them on to his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in years! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped his own pants off, and grabbed his hips.

The Jamaican then started screaming,



















"YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!"

13 comments:

Rantz said...

You are rotten. I hope you stay that way.

john.g. said...

Thanks Rantz!

abritdifferent said...

Sick. I love it!

john.g. said...

abritdifferent, xxx.

thepinkdog said...

Funniest joke that I've heard in a long time. With your permission, it will be told at group gatherings where other sick minds will be rolling on the floor laughing.

john.g. said...

thepinkdog! YEAH! You did it!

Beccy said...

oh John!

Jimmy Bastard said...

Tis a rather amusing blog.. I'll be back.

Shame aboot the Man Utd badge though! ; )

lom said...

Keith, I have been sent here from your site, have you given up?

© Karelian Blonde said...

*LOL* just brilliant....

Keith said...
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Keith said...

lom - Yes, for the present. That particular blog doesn't seem to work! I am designing a new one; but I still have the 'family only' blog and two others on Wordpress and Blogger. The one on Blogger is very political and anti-establishment, why do you think I'm called "Grumpy"? It's not for the tender eyes of people who read my other blog, or this one!

petra michelle; Whose role is it anyway? said...

hahaha, John! This one will be making its rounds! :))