Tuesday, 24 February 2009

Joke Tuesday.

This has been sent to me by Chris which is a role reversal! Thanks, Chris.

Fred and Mary get married but couldn't afford a honeymoon. So they go back to Fred's Mum and Dad's house for their first night together.

In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother gets up and has his breakfast.

As he is leaving for school, he asks his Mum if Fred and Mary are up yet. "No," she replies.

Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"

His Mum replies, "I don't want to know what you think! Just go to school."

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his Mum if Fred and Mary are up yet. "No," she replies.

Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"

His Mum says,"Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and get back to school."

After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"

His Mum says,"No."

He asks, "Do you know what I think?"

His Mum relents, "Ok, now tell me what you think!"

He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think.....
























I gave him my airplane glue!"

17 comments:

petra michelle; Whose role is it anyway? said...

hahaha! I needed a great joke to set me straight today, John! Thank you! :))
Have a wonderful day!

john.g. said...

Hi, Petra!

ChrisB said...

It's still funny LOL

Rantz said...

Made me giggle. So the two of you are both naughty. I now know where to send the spare super glue.

john.g. said...

LOL, Rantz!

FrankandMary said...

Ok maybe it is less funny to me because my name is Mary :-0
~Mary

Keli said...

LOL, cute!

© Karelian Blonde said...

Oh dear....:D

Sylv said...

Ouch:) :) good one again and wil make me smile all day long.

Duck said...

Brilliant. I love Tuesdays.

Actually I did glue myself to a train once. I was repairing one of my nails with nail glue which is stronger than Superglue and stuck my hand to the table!

cynicalgirl said...

That'll teach him to be a cheapskate... next time maybe he'll spend a little money and get the KY Jelly instead! :D

#Debi said...

Didn't expect that! :D

Helen Back said...

Really enjoyed that one.

Dinah Myte said...

Where do you get all the jokes from John?

john.g. said...

Hello, Mary, welcome!

Guyana-Gyal said...

oops.

I can never read a joke without wanting to finish the 'story' in my head. argh.

sablooneuse said...

Certainly didn't foresee that punchline!