Tuesday, 10 February 2009

Joke Tuesday.

A fireman is polishing his fire engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red cart with small ladders hung on the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The little girl is wearing a fireman's helmet and has the cart tied to a dog and a cat.

The firefighter walks over to take a closer look: "That's a lovely fire engine," he says admiringly.

"Thanks," says the little girl. The fireman looks closer and notices the little girl has tied on of the cart's strings the the dog's collar and one around the cat's testicles.

"Little colleague," says the firefighter, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire engine, but if you were to tie that string around the cat's collar, I think you would go a lot faster."

She pauses for a moment, looking at the dog and the cat, then shyly says:

















"You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a f*cking siren, would I?"

23 comments:

Kila said...

LOL!

That's terrible!

john.g. said...

Hi, Kila! MEEOOWW!

petra michelle; Whose role is it anyway? said...

I almost fell off the chair, John!
Hysterical!

john.g. said...

Hi, Petra!

ChrisB said...

Oh dear LOL :)

Auntie P said...

It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the children's sermon.

All the children were invited to come forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the minister leaned over and said, 'Oh my, That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter Dress?'

The little girl replied, directly into the minister's clip-on microphone, 'Yes, but my Mum says it's a real bitch to iron.'

john.g. said...

Auntiep, very good! And welcome to the nuthouse!

Auntie P said...

A young girl goes to the barber shop with her father.

She stands next to the barber chair, eating a snack while her dad gets his hair cut.

The barber says to her,'Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin.'

She says, 'Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs too.'

john.g. said...

AuntieP, lol!

Beccy said...

Not one but three jokes today, it's good that I popped over today!

Mr Farty said...

LOL! And you know I only say that when I mean it.

I've Been Mugged said...

Is that something that goes off in the bedroom of little girls to alert their parents?

A sort of - Pervert Alarm?

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

LOL, LOL....Oh, Animal Abuse People---Where are you?

Ché l'écossais said...

Anyone who laughs at these jokes is sick.

(Ambles off to the medecine cabinet)

Jayne said...

LOL - very good John!

How do you make a cat bark?



Pour petrol over it, chuck a lit match on it & it'll go woooof!

Dumdad said...

It's a cracker! (And it's the way you tell 'em!)

Mickle in NZ said...

Eek - huge sigh of relief that my Zebby cat has been neutered!

Then LOL anyway.....

#Debi said...

All very funny!

Brom said...

Ah, your old one fostered a few I have not heard... excellent!

Blazing said...

Is it so very wrong to guffaw at that?

john.g. said...

Hi, Blazing! No!

PI said...

You get worse!

john.g. said...

Mum2! Aww!