Monday, 16 February 2009

Pub news.

Sunday lunchtime was the giveaway. Di, our ever-so-gorgeous soaker landlady looked rough, and I mean ROUGH! She admitted it herself. She had another "migraine"!

The Mr. & Mrs. night didn't go down well,as hardly anyone turned up, so they had a disco. Herein lies the problem.

Red,Red wine!

Di, our ever-so-gorgeous soaker landlady got pissed, and I mean pissed! She and Polly (who hasn't featured here before) were on the microphone, singing away. In between verses Di would shout, "Do I sound like Celine Dion?"

Anyway, the amount of bottles consumed by the soaker landlady is pictured.

This information has mostly come from Di herself, so I should expect to be treated leniently.

Oh, I forgot. Di, our ever-so-lovely soaker landlady fell asleep on the bench seats!

Sunday nights, as you are aware are bingo and poker nights. Zach, the lovely Charlys' boyfriend had video'd Di and Polly singing on his phone. (I have to get that!) He showed it to some of the lads on Sunday night, so Di is now known as Celine! Di then proceeded to spill a pint of Stella over one of the poker players!

If I can get that footage...........

8 comments:

ChrisB said...

You just have to get that video and share it with us LOL.

john.g. said...

I know Chris!

Keith said...

I'm sure you've got it all wrong as usual. Di would never get into a state like that. The poor soul must really have had a migraine; and as to the singing I'm sure that it was absolutely delightful. She has the voice of an angel.

I wish I had been then to applaud her. . . .

Dumdad said...

Wow, obviously a night to remember. That's if Di can actually remember what happened. Look forward to the video on YouTube...

#Debi said...

You do like to live dangerously, don't you? :)

john.g. said...

Keith, stop crawling you little weasel!

PI said...

Red wine and migraine together do not go.

john.g. said...

Mum2, for migraine, read hangover!!