Trigger came in at lunchtime.
"What are you doing here?" I asked.
"Holiday for 2 weeks.! he announced, smirking.
"You going away?" I asked hopefully.
"No, I'm staying at home. I'll be in here most days."
Aah, well, you can expect some blogging activity at least!
He did say , in response to old Tom........"I don't half listen to some shit in this place."
Pot and kettle spring to mind!!
This is "THE GAFFER", boss lady, Di. I was hoping to get a pic. of the other half (Jez), but he was busy. I will though.
Di is only smiling because she's back on the fags, and now hasn't got a deathwish for everyone!
This is Emma. She has worked here for over 6 years, and is mad!
Emma is the happiest, smiliest person I know.
Thankyou all for the kind comments regarding Wendz skills in designing my new 'look'.
Please go to her site, and for a reasonable fee, she will rejuvenate your blog. This is a public service announcement, for which I am receiving no fee.
Why?
A massive thank you to Wendz for designing this for me.
The last one was good, but this is ACE!! (can you spot Keith?)
With apologies, but I couldn't resist this.
Woman sees a sign outside a pet shop: 'CLITORIS LICKING FROG £50. She goes in and says I'd like to see the clitoris licking frog please.
The man behind the counter says.......
Bonjour!
I have just spent another hour or so trying to understand 'HTML in easy steps', a book given to me by Keith ages ago. Alas to no avail, I haven't the foggiest idea where to start, or what to do.
I tried typing some of that strange code thingy in to my test template, but nothing happened. And how the hell are you supposed to remember all that code? It's like learning f***ing Mandarin!
No, bugger it, I shall let Wendz do one for me. Over to you Wendz, you know the score!
From left to right: Paul, Tom, Jim, Tony and Martin. This was taken fairly early , hence the lack of numbers.
Thanks to Sharon for the photo. Not bad off a phone camera.
A friend of mine and his girlfriend were in the pub today.
She had a right ( see pic) on her. This is a local term for being in a bad mood, a strop, paddy. Basically, she'd got the arse! A picture of which is here.
I currently have a life expectancy of exactly one week, so if you would like to send some condolences now, feel free, because next Sunday I shall be toast!!
I have been a little lacking on commenting about the goings on in said boozer of late, so here is an update. It's still open. There you go!
Joking apart, Di and Jez are doing a great job, but today I hear MY parking space outside the front door is to be taken up by tables, so people who SMOKE may sit outside in comfort!
Now, I have nothing against smoking, and Di has said she wants to make the front of the pub look nicer, and more appealing.(It needs it), but my drop off point! This means I'll have to use the bloody tradesmans entrance around the back!!
What sort of treatment is this? I think they want to give me a bit more exercise!
Trigger was on fair form today, in between nipping out for a fag, so we didn't actually see too much of him. Maybe this smoking ban's not such a bad thing after all!
Obe Wan bought me some of his home-grown new potatoes in today, they are gorgeous, with butter!! Tomorrow we have curried something -or-other. It could be road kill for all I know!
Dad's still reading the cars' instruction manual, I shall leave him to it!
nite, nite.
We bought a new car today, well new to us (6 mths old). Dad isn't very good with technology, wont read instruction books, and so, since 4.00pm has been out every 1/2hr because "I've just thought" kicks in. If the car has any battery power left in the morning I shall be amazed.
You know what he's trying to do?
Set the damn clock!!!!!!!
