Unhappy bunny.
A friend of mine and his girlfriend were in the pub today.
She had a right ( see pic) on her. This is a local term for being in a bad mood, a strop, paddy. Basically, she'd got the arse! A picture of which is here.
I currently have a life expectancy of exactly one week, so if you would like to send some condolences now, feel free, because next Sunday I shall be toast!!
27 comments:
I've never heard of a 'right' - you could always blame someone else- deny all knowledge!! say you had a guest writer for this post hehe!
oooopppsss i think 1 week might just be a tad optimistic... he he ...
Chris, it's Leicester slang. I'd say colloquialism, but I cant spell that.
Charlie, I no.
As long you don't turn you into arse...nal. Let the girl have a strop, it is in our genetic make up, so unfortunately unavoidable :)
KB, It's not me who's suffering, it's poor long term boyfriend. Next Sunday I shall suffer!
Is she expected to stand whilst he sits? Not very gentlemanly! I would be miffed. I shell miss you:)
That arse needs work.
GB, welcome. I shalln't comment on your comment. as I fear for my life now!
Keith, It isn't actually.
Pat, that was her choice, the bf was sat next to me. She was getting the beer in!
I'm speechless. MTL would never let me buy a drink and secretly thinks women shouldn't be allowed to stand at the bar and God help them if they put their handbag on it. They don't make them like that anymore!
Mum2, sadly things change, but I agree with her getting the beer in, It was her round after all!!
Put glasses on, nobody hits a man with glasses:-)!
Jon m, I wear glasses, and that wont stop her!
Am I missing something here? Is your life in danger because you posted a picture of her arse or did you do something else to put her in a strop? If so, I hope it was worth it!
Sablonneuse, It's because of the photo. The strop has nothing to do with me. Having known the owner of said arse for 20 odd years, she might let me off, but I doubt it!
John I have one thing to say 'PRAY' and pray hard my friend cos i reckon you're done for.How fast can you go and do you reckon it's fast enough
Yep, toast.
I can't make my mind up . . . .are you brave or just living on a death wish? . . . .lol
Na, Johns' just stupid!
John! Put YOUR glasses on her then she won't be able to see you! :-)
Shaz tells me there's some free drinks going here; couldn't resist an offer like that...;o)
I clicked on it and remembering that a camera gives you ten pounds I think it's nice and Rubenesque. Most men I know don't fancy flat bottoms.
Purple leggings flatter no one. I hope she doesn't read your blog. . .
Phoenix, yes.
Shaz, yes.
Minx, yes.
Keith, yes.
Ruth, welcome to the nuthouse. Free drinks eh? Dream on, i'm not THAT daft!
Mum2, behave!
DQ, her boyfriend does....gulp! And he knew about this all along, as he was sat next to me.
She wont hurt a cripple ...will she?
Oh don't pull that card on us! heehee!
DQ, she will. RIP, me!
Get an engine for your wheel chair so you can out run her!
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