Tuesday, 17 July 2007

Joke Tuesday.

With apologies, but I couldn't resist this.

Woman sees a sign outside a pet shop: 'CLITORIS LICKING FROG £50. She goes in and says I'd like to see the clitoris licking frog please.
The man behind the counter says.......













Bonjour!

11 comments:

Wendz said...

Excellent John. Have had a good chuckle.

martin said...

Very cool joke......

Jon M said...

Mon Deiu! I was going to post a similar joke but then bottled out. In the one I know, she's bringing the frog back and he positions it at the side of the bed saying: 'Now look, this is the last time I'm going to show you how to do this!'

A regional variant! Nice one! :-)

Beccy said...

Very funny John, good job I read it when the children are in bed.

meredic said...

Gribbip!




you know.... that noise a frog makes... bugger... it doesn't work so well if you have to explain...

sablonneuse said...

Where do you get them from? That was so funny. Thanks for daring to post it!

© Karelian Blonde said...

Quite the cunning linguist, eh? :)

john.g. said...

Wendz,ta!

Martin, never bottle out!

Beccy, nearly oops!

Meredic, you mean... ribbit!

Sablonneuse, top secret!

KB,VERY good, hee,hee!

Mr Farty said...

Har de har har. I didn't see that one coming...I guess neither did she!

john.g. said...

Farty, poop, poop!

ChrisB said...

You'll be x rated but it was funny!!