Tuesday 8 January 2008

Joke Tuesday.

miss piggy and kermit

I am a Muppet. I completely forgot about joke Tuesday

Scouser walks into a job centre and tells the assistant he's hard working,honest and desperate for a job ........ the assistant replies "that's fortunate, we have just got one in. We need a chauffeur for a multi-millionaire, which includes looking after his twin nymphomaniac daughters whilst on overseas trips. It comes with a salary of £200,000 a year".

The Scouser says, "you're bullshitting me."

The assistant replied," You f*cking started it!!"

10 comments:

Unknown said...

Thanks, Mr, F!

Brom said...

Hehehe! Nice.

Unknown said...

Hi, Brom!!

Unknown said...

Chrisb, xx

Beccy said...

Lol, briliant John, I even have my joke prepared for tomorrow.

Anonymous said...

Thats brilliant! Great! Not the joke, that's bloody crap; I mean the layout of the post.....

Pat said...

Har har har! Here's a heart felt one for you.
How many men does it take to change a loo roll?
None! They never do it!

Anonymous said...

Gave Bridget a good laugh ha! ;)

Wendy Ascham said...
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Anonymous said...

Pat - I live alone, so who do you think changes my loo-roll? Les fées? Tut!