Monday 28 April 2008

Computer news!

I am a Muppet!

me

I bought a book the size of the O.E.D. to teach me how to use Adobe Photo(fucking)shop 6. It was the wrong book!(Photo shop 6 elements, this is the one before what I need!) I've just spent £15.00 buying the right book, will keep you informed.

Keith, not a word!

10 comments:

ChrisB said...

Won't they change it John?!?!

Anonymous said...

Me? Say anything? Never!


*walks away, laughing quietly to himself...*

THINKS: "What a twat!"

Ariel said...

Try and flog the one you don't need on eBay and learn to use eBay in the bargain!

Mickle in NZ said...

My fav muppet is Oscar the Grouch. Was Oscar based on grumpy bastard, or the other way round?

Mr Farty said...

You seem to be doing ok so far...that is a self-portrait, right?

Unknown said...

BAAH!

Pat said...

They MUST change it. Tell them I said so.

Unknown said...

The book has gone to the local charity shop.

Richard Wintle said...

Wassa Photoshop 6? I'm using CS2. There is also CS3. I suspect it's about one better, but who knows?

Photoshop is full of maddeningly confusing things, but also fun filters and whatnot. It will consume hours and hours of your time, be warned.

Unknown said...

r'pus, I've got the correct book now. Just read through to page 5, and I'm lost! Haven't even turned the thing on!