Tuesday, 22 April 2008

Joke Tuesday.

Right, give me a rest on the poster thing! I've got a photo of it, and it's crap! The LAST person to tell me it's crap gets a prize, ish! Pic tomorrow.

Ok, the joke.

A husband, tired of his wife asking how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks.

One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the mirror, now complaining that her breasts are too small. The husband comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few minutes." "How long will this take? she asks.

"They'll grow larger over a period of years,"he replies.

The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make them grow over the years?"

The husband shrugs. "Why not, it worked with your ASS, didn't it?

13 comments:

Beccy said...

Love it John:-)

Karmyn R said...

I've heard this before - actually saw it in a Hallmark greeting card I think.

Jon M said...

That's rude that is!

ChrisB said...

LOL You are a lost cause :) xx

#Debi said...

Sounds like something my EX would say...

© Karelian Blonde said...

I had an EX like that as well #debi!

As for the joke...LOL :)

Jayne said...

Oooooooooooh that's naughty! (*has daydream about decking hubby if he should come out with a wisecrack like that!*)

sablonneuse said...

So that's why I put on weight behind. . . . . .

Sylv said...

...somehow i prefer it,when the boys are the butt of a joke :):)

....says she who could hide half a football team behind her behind:)

PI said...

If there is any justice in the world he would get his come uppance pronto.

john.g. said...

Do those comments mean that i'm safe?

#Debi said...

Oh, John, you're never safe with a great lot of women around...

*smiles sweetly, but the eyes...*

;)

The Wrath of Dawn said...

HA HA! :)