Pub News.
It seems from this lunchtimes banter that Zoe has a rival in the Twat department, as Di has found her own pet Twat!
Trigger to Di:"Hello, gorgeous, it's your favourite customer.
D:"Pedigree, you twat?"
T:"I love it when you get nasty."
D:"I'm not being nasty, this is polite!"
T:"What is it that attracts women to me?"
Me: "Fuck off, Trigger, Stephen Hawking hasn't worked that out yet!"
T:"Who?"
Me:"Never mind, it must be the Wild Stallion after-shave."
T:"What after-shave?"
Me:"Well you smell of horses!"
T:"You can bollocks as well!"
Much Laughing and snorting!
12 comments:
It would certainly be entertaining being a fly on the wall in your local :)
Indeed! I have to say that Di deserves to be made atleast a Dame after putting up with your motley crew :)
They're not MY motley crew!
You managed the avatar! Well done.
Trigger may be a twat, but he's not Mine - or half as bad. Trust me, John-boy.
You know I trust YOU, Zed!!
I'd better avoid Trigger - I love the smell of horses. And that's the second time today I've read that word. What the hell is an avatar?
Ah, how romantic! What a great interchange! "Can you feeeeel the looooove tonight?" Poor old Trigger! someone give him a carrot...
Is that the Alcohol talking? LOL!
What an exchange!
I can SMELL the guy just reading this, eek!
karelian blonde,Di only made a dame?? IMHO at least a sainthood:):)and I don't know even if this would be enough.
@pi: The small photo of you beside your comment is your avatar.
You would think that people would expect someone named Trigger to occasionally smell of horses...
Thank you debi:)
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