Tuesday, 1 April 2008

Joke Tuesday, double bill !

DEFINITION OF BRAVERY


Coming home drunk, covered in lipstick, smelling of perfume then slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"You're next, fatty!"



"Doctor, would you please kiss me." Says the patient.

"No, you are a very beautiful woman, but it's against my code of ethics" replies the doctor.

"Please, just one kiss", she pleads.

"Sorry", says the doctor,"It's totally out of the question. In all honesty, I shouldn't even be making love to you!"

20 comments:

© Karelian Blonde said...

The first one: DEATH WISH!

The second one: Pure depravation :)

john.g. said...

KB, LOL!

Mr Farty said...

What KB said - I'm not that tired of life!

PI said...

I would gleefully murder the first and get the second struck off - in the nicest possible way:)

homo stupidus said...

I forgot to come to the pub today. The "old-timers disease" kicked in. I knew I should be going somewhere but I couldn't think where.

ChrisB said...

Someone or something is for the chop in those households!

Minx said...

Quality smirks, John G.

Wendy A said...

Joke No. 1 - I would think anyone who is that brave would qualify for a posthumous "George Cross"!

john.g. said...

Keith, it's your age!

john.g. said...

Keith, I know you're a twat,so why apologise?

katy said...

LOL thats not bravery it is sucicidal!!!

PI said...

John: I am pleased to tell you that you have made the funniest comment this month on my last post 'Girl's Day Out'. I'd like to give you an award but I don't know how:)

john.g. said...

Mum2, you just have!

Keith said...

Creep!

john.g. said...

Keith, Pffftt!

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

I just had to come visit the man who made me laugh out loud for a good 25 seconds, over at PAT'S Blog.....Your comment was priceless!
And this is a pretty funny post, too! I particularly liked the second joke...lol.....!
Good to meet you, JohnG....!

john.g. said...

Oldoldlady of the hills, welcome to the madhouse!

Sylv said...

LOL, I can't add anything to all the comments,i go with all of those who said its stupidity and suicidal and not brave!!!

Jon M said...

The first one...isn't that just gentlemanly conduct? fair warning?
Love the joke...reminded me of the old one about the doctor saying "take your clothes off and put them in a pile...over there that's right, on top of mine."

sablonneuse said...

Great jokes and I've enjoyed all the comments as well. Thanks folks.