Friday, 7 November 2008

Chistmas Elf


As many of you already know we are having a "Santas Grotto" for the patrons little brats children at the Merrie Monk this year, and John has been granted the honour of being "Santas Little Helper".

We wheeled him along to Ikea today to get fitted out with his costume. He protested and had a tantrum, but we managed to calm him down with his favourite medication, e.g., 4 cans of "Pedigree" beer.

I think he looks rather cute. What do you think?

30 comments:

john.g. said...

You're f*ckin' dead mate!

LMAO!

Bethany said...

What a cutie! Where are the Plurk emoticons when I need them!

john.g. said...

You're all heart Bethany!

ChrisB said...

I totally agree with Bethany you make a acute little helper!
Didn't Keith do well!

john.g. said...

chris...........GRRRR!

Keli said...

with mates like that...

john.g. said...

Keli, does that mean you're on my side?

Keli said...

You betcha! I just can't slug them as effectively for you from way over here!

Grumpy Keith said...

Well, you've got to admit that I'm f**king brilliant. . .

fatboysblogg said...

You dont half look cute John,just mind they dont stuff you on top the bloody tree.

Karmyn R said...

That's the funniest thing I've seen all day! Great job!!!

Dumdad said...

That should scare the kids off...

Brom said...

awww inny cute!

Mickle in NZ said...

So Di and Jez really LOATHE children

Cind said...

Awww sweet - green really suits you too!

#Debi said...

I think it's the smile that does it for me. In that contest, it looks a bit more like a grimace...

Sally said...

That's hilarious. You look very cute.....

john.g. said...

I hate you all!! You're supposed to be my friends!

Apart from KELI!

headless chicken said...

Oh dear......I usually quite like a man in uniform but this is just wrong......

john.g. said...

HC, thanks! xx

PI said...

The green suits you.
BTW re missing comment there was an anon- was that you?

© Karelian Blonde said...

You are a pictuer mate :) *still laughing*

mutleythedog said...

I want to sit on your knee and tell you all my xmas wishes... hee hee - hope you are broad minded...

Guyana-Gyal said...

Oh wook at you, you widdle, cutie-wootie elfie-welfie

tee hee hee

john.g. said...

GG, less of it!

zoe said...

POOR QUICKOS!

Save Quickos - everyone!

Grumpy Keith said...

Quickos is doomed!

john.g. said...

Zoe, Quickos is ok, it's the Elf and safety!

Mr Farty said...

Holy crap that's scary!

Er, I mean you look lovely, John. xx

mutleythedog said...

You are right Mr Farty....