Tuesday, 11 November 2008

Joke Tuesday.

Yeah, I remembered!

Apologies to the Irish community!

Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy,looking like he'd been hit by a train.

His arm is in a sling and his nose is broken,his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp.

"What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender. "Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy.

"That little shit, O'Conner," says Sean. "He couldn't do that to you,he must have had something in his hand."

"That he did," says Paddy, "A f*cking shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it."

"Well," says Sean, "You should have defended yourself, didn't you have something to hand?"

"That I did," said Paddy.

"Mrs, O'Conner's breast,and a thing of beauty it was but useless in a fight!"


Karelian Blonde said...

*LOL* hands full then :)))))

ChrisB said...

I didn't see that one coming LOL. I must go and sort out some for my post tomorrow1

sallywrites said...

You are funny!

Mickle in NZ said...

LOL, would never work with "An English bloke........."

Matey, many huggles and much care from 1/4 Irish Mickle, xxxx (Yep, a Grandfather born in Belfast BEFORE the partition, i.e. Grandpa Jim's date of birth is in March 1899)