Wednesday, 19 November 2008

Pub news.

Di, our ever so lovely Landlady went to a neighbouring pub with the skittles team on Monday night to play a league match.

skittles table

This is a weekly night out and Di has been playing turning up for 18+ months now. Anyway, last Monday night, whilst in the Unicorn in Lutterworth, in between throws she went out for a smoke.

On re-entering the pub she stood watching the game,waiting for her throw.

One slight problem arose however. She was in the wrong room watching the wrong game!! After she realised (who are you lot never sprang to mind), there was the task of finding the right room/team. The first door she tried was the pub's kitchen, the second was the broom cupboard!

After a while she found the right room. They lost the match though!

15 comments:

wendishness said...

hahaha she's a blonde right? If not...she should be ;)

john.g. said...

Correct!!

Kila said...

How much did she have to drink? ;)

Keli said...

That's the universe telling her that it's been a while since she cuffed you...no wait, that she shouldn't cuff you...hehehehe

john.g. said...

Keli, thanks!

Kila,don't know!

ChrisB said...

I can't imagine you lot letting her forget this in a hurry- so be prepared for some more slaps LOL

Anonymous said...

Have you forgotten what she said she was going to do to you if you had the audacity to put it on the blog?

You have?

Normally I can't stand the sight of blood, but in your case I'll make an exception. . .

I think I had better bring a camera in tomorrow to record it for posterity, and to put it on MY blog!

Keith said...

I'm bulletproof now. Me and Di have got an arrangement. . . .

Na-na-ne-na-nah!

Holly said...

Oh, I'm sure you will catch hell for posting this John! But some things are just worth it, aren't they!?!

Dumdad said...

She'll skittle you for writing this post.

john.g. said...

Hell,if it's made you laugh, that's what the blog was meant to do!

PI said...

I'm with Di - the story of my life:)

Guyana-Gyal said...

Oh, I used to get lost on the university roundabout, a very basic road that goes around in one simple circle.

Sally said...

That's hilarious!!!

Mickle in NZ said...

That skittles table looks seriously like the "behind the keyboard" part of a grand piano. Skittles grew from unused grand joannas?

I can't talk - I lack a sense of direction, especially on flat land. No wonder i choose to live on the side of a steep hill!

Huggles, matey, huggles