Monday, 24 November 2008

Pub news.

It's bloody cold today, 4c, or 39f, if you like. There is a bitterly cold North-Easterly blowing. I roll up at the pub at the usual time, (i.e opening). There is Di, our ever so lovely landlady behind the bar. As the lunchtime went on it seemed to get progressively colder in the pub. "Di, light the fire", came the calls. She called Jez down, as lighting a cigarette is the limit of Di's Girl Guiding badges!

"We haven't many logs left, that's why i said turn the heating up", he said."Why have you turned the heating off?"

"There are two things and i didn't know which one to press!" was the reply.heating control

We soon had a nice fire going!

11 comments:

Z said...

The other one, obviously.

© Karelian Blonde said...

I'm once again with Di! I wouldn't go and press anything I was not sure of. Common sense I say ;)

headless chicken said...

I'm with Di, it's easier to get a bloke to do things like that if you can. She has to put up with you lot so she may as well make use of it somehow!

headless chicken said...

Loved your Joke Tuesday post by the way!:)

PI said...

It's jolly cold here too . I bet you have double glazing don't you?
I sympathise with Di. i usually press everything and hope for the best.

Rantz said...

You was tagged.

(dance)

Dumdad said...

It looks damned complicated to me. Di made the right decision.

john.g. said...

Dumdad, no she didn't, she turnded it off!!

Hey, Rantz!! Welcome to the nuthouse!

ChrisB said...

You are in for a bashing when she reads this!!

Jayne said...

Be prepared for another clip 'round the lughole John!
It's getting chilly here now. Daytime temps have plummeted to about 30C............

Guyana-Gyal said...

Too many switches there to choose from, there should just be one that goes up or down, high or low, something like that.

Heh, if Di roasts you for this...