Friday, 28 November 2008

Pub news.

trolley

By now you would have thought that Di,(our ever so lovely landlady) would have realised not to admit her 'faux pas' within my earshot. Although Jez would tell me anyway!

You see, this has happened before,and I'm sure some of you may have experienced the same thing.

Di was spotted by one of the pubs locals in the supermarket walking off with someone elses trolley!




A couple of days ago Di was backing through a doorway going out of the bar. As she pushed the door open with her bum the door handle went through her belt! Trapped! Just as panic stations were building she squirmed free!

Are there no bounds to her talents misdemeanours?

Or have YOU done any better?

18 comments:

mutleythedog said...

She seems to have brought an excessive quantity of cleansing products and hardly any food...

john.g. said...

Cleanliness is her middle name Mutts!

Victor Mildew said...

"I don't believe it!"

Mr Farty said...

No wonder Di always gives you a slap whenever you're within range! A gentleman should never tell!

Grumpy Keith said...

You will be there on 20th Dec all 'pixielated up' ready to laugh it up with the little bra... er, children.

Orders have been given (in triplicate) to Gordon to make sure you are there, all washed up and scrubbed, even if he has to drag you to the pub (as if!) screaming obscenties. At gun-point too if necessary!

ChrisB said...

Maybe she will let you off a slap as you've been ill!

© Karelian Blonde said...

Yep, she should greet you with the business end of a 2 by 4 with all the embarrasment you cause her :D

Dumdad said...

You're a brave man - you're heading for another clip round the ear or worse!

Brom said...

Those doorhandles have a habit of latching on.

Coat please...

Mickle in NZ said...

Di & Jez should be grateful for all the free advertising you give them - to bods like me on the other side of the world! Soooo unlikely to turn up for a regular drink.

Huggles and care, Matey

Z said...

Mm, pretzels

headless chicken said...

I can sympathise with Di, I often inadvertantly nick other peoples trolleys, chat to complete strangers thinking they're Kev and grabbed the hands of other peoples children thinking they're mine. I've also been known to talk to shop-dummies once or twice........

meredic said...

Hmm well nicking other peoples trollies isnt so bad, it saves a lot of time if you share roughly similar tastes.
You have to chuck the girlie stuff out obviously....

john.g. said...

HC,I think it must be a female trait!

Meredic, obviously!

Karmyn R said...

Ha! No wonder you are getting slapped on a daily basis - airing her most embarrassing moments. (snicker snicker)

I can't say I've done the same, but I have walked up to my car before and couldn't figure out why the key wouldn't work - when it wasn't my car.

john.g. said...

Karmyn..........LOL!

Keli said...

I've never taken a full trolly, but will admit to having knowingly taken an empty one :P

sablonneuse said...

It's easily done, mistaking trolleys you know. Years ago I embarassed myself by putting a packet of sanitary towels into a strange man's trolley, thinking it was mine. . . . .