Thursday, 13 November 2008

Pub News - Di's Revenge!


Di found out that it was her partner, Jez, who slipped the photo of her to John to email to me to create the "Sexy Landlady" magazine.

Under normal circumstances both John and I would have got a good thumping from her, especially after Jez put photocopies of it around the pub! I managed to escape my good hiding by promising to create another pseudo magazine with a faked-up picture of Jez on it. Poor John was not so fortunate, he got a smack round the head,much to everyones delight!

Di then surreptitiously slipped a picture of Jez to me. She wanted it to be a surprise, and to teach him a lesson. Remember, this is a secret until she confronts him with it so don't dont tell anyone on t'internet!


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21 comments:

Mickle in NZ said...

Dear Keith, you ARE having fun, m'dear. And well done to you for bringing me such laughter.

Dear John.G - hope you're laughing heaps too.

Care and huggles to J.G and K.S

PI said...

I hope mine hosts are laughing too.

john.g. said...

Mum2, oh yes, especially Di!

Anonymous said...

This pub sounds just the place I like. I live in Rugby, so I shall definetly pay you a visit soon, but how shall I rcongnise JohnG or even grumpy keith?

john.g. said...

Anon, John is in a wheelchair, Keith is old and grumpy!

John!

ChrisB said...

I see he doesn't share Beckham's love of waxing!! LOL

Wendy Ascham said...

I despair of you two. Will you never grow up? I bet you really upset Di and Jez. I would have you both thrown out into the street if it were my pub.

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Not really! I had a good laugh and it cheered me up quite a bit because I've been feeling down just lately. Dad probably told you John, that Ive been dumped again. Sob!

john.g. said...

Wendy,no he didn't, but i'm sorry all the same!

Keith said...

Take no notice John, Wendy's just playing the "sympathy card". What she means is that she hasn't got anyone daft enough to take her out and pay for dinner and drinks!

I'm dead!

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

LOL, LOL..What a fun idea! How did you do that John? Very clever!
And I guess, depending on the picture you use...Well, it could be even funnier!

john.g. said...

Not my doing Naomi!

PI said...

Wennndy: onwards and upwards. He's only a m;an after all:)

PI said...

Sorry about the errors. I've been a bit weepy.

headless chicken said...

Clever and very funny but none are as funny as you in your elf get-up John!

john.g. said...

GRRRR!!

Jayne said...

Well done Keith (& John)! That gave me a good laugh. Now if only I could get one done for the Sandpit..............

gemmak said...

LOL....excellent! :o)

Jon M said...

Nice one, I reckon you should get a few free pints out of that, John!

Ariel said...

Who's the hairy boy? Is that supposed to be a sexy or a revolting pic? Am I suppose to feel... something? [All it makes me do is frown some more. Not good.]

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Guyana-Gyal said...

Fight, fight...