By now you would have thought that Di,(our ever so lovely landlady) would have realised not to admit her 'faux pas' within my earshot. Although Jez would tell me anyway!
You see, this has happened before,and I'm sure some of you may have experienced the same thing.
Di was spotted by one of the pubs locals in the supermarket walking off with someone elses trolley!
A couple of days ago Di was backing through a doorway going out of the bar. As she pushed the door open with her bum the door handle went through her belt! Trapped! Just as panic stations were building she squirmed free!
Are there no bounds to her
Or have YOU done any better?