Thursday 29 January 2009

Pub news!

I have a problem. No, not a medical problem. (Although a few would beg to differ!)

You see, there is a Judas in the pub. Someone so low as to sell his mate down the river to avoid a beating!

Di asked me today when her "friend" Keith was coming in! I was aghast, how could he? The traitor!

What has the 'orrible crawler been saying? I shudder to think. My stomach turned when she said "my friend". Two weeks ago she was going to kill him!

Sunday will be interesting!




PS, It's 9 years today since I got squashed! How time flies!!

16 comments:

wendishness said...

Oh no...how could he!

Wow 9 years, been a while hasn't it.

Unknown said...

Hi, Wendy! Betrayal is the pits! But i'll get him!

ChrisB said...

I raise my glass to you. You are always so cheerful and upbeat. Even when you are dealing with *traitors* or you are getting a slap from Di LOL.

Pat said...

The day after your birthday - that was rotten luck and you're still my smiling boyo!

Keith said...

Did someone mention my name?

I'm not a traitor, I just taking precautions. Anyway I think that Di is absolutely fab in the way that she handles John.

As they say "One good thump deserves another!" (or is that "turn"?)

I shall be wearing my 'riot gear' and crash helmet on Sunday!

Anonymous said...

Sounds like it'll be interesting! ;)

Mickle in NZ said...

That was one heck of a 38th birthday present. I raise my glass of cider to your wonderful spirit and wicked sense of humour.

Care and huggles Matey. I look forward to your update of this coming Sunday's goings on,lol.

Zed said...

At least you kept your sense of humour. I look forward to Di thumping Keith on Sunday. Do let us know all about it.

Hugs,

Marylin.

Anonymous said...

Hey! If you don't stop taking the piss out of my dad I know someone in a wheelchair who is going to get a bashing from me!

Unknown said...

Ha, Wendy A appears out of nowhere!

Wendy, come on up then!

And where is my birthday card?

Anonymous said...

You've got no chance of a Birthday Card. The only card you will get from me will be a Restraining Order!

Beccy said...

Belated birthday greetings John, as Mickie says what a birthday pressie but I love your attitude and think you're a star.

Unknown said...

Beccy, xxxx!

Anonymous said...

Keith told me what Old Tom always says to you in the pub. Obviously a man of the world who's got you well and truly weighed up.

I couldn't put it better myself!

phoenix said...

Tsk Tsk traitor in the camp! shocking!
9 years John! I take my hat off to you and your attitude to life, your positivity is contagious and your page always cheers me up :0)

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