Tuesday, 3 April 2007

Potential danger!

Keith came over today for a pint and I told him a joke, which made him laugh, but he said that I shouldn't post because of the potential backlash. Hmm, I thought, this could be fun. So hear goes Ladies:

The Iran crisis: Fifteen English marines have been captured for straying into Iranian waters. 14 men, and 1 woman. Now it doesn't take a genius to work out who was reading the damn map, does it?!!!

Scarpers PDQ!! Hee, hee.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

*Sharp intake of breath*

Somebody I know is getting himself into bovver!

Lets get this clear. You mean that a WOMAN is not capable of reading a map?

Mind you, I do know a few who can't even read a birthday card.......

Now, lets see if I can get this comment to upload.

Keith @ "Smithy Lane"

Anonymous said...

Good God, it worked!

Keith,

john.g. said...

Keith, i'm ready......i think!

Wendz said...

14 Marines couldn't read a map? No wonder you lot are in such trouble.

john.g. said...

Nice, wendz!

Beccy said...

Wendz you beat me to it!

Actually John, it was John doe who couldn't read the map not Jane!

john.g. said...

Beccy, I wondered how long.............

Anonymous said...

See John, no matter what you do, you can't get the better of a woman.

A woman told me once that there is only ONE thing a man can do that a woman can't. That is to scratch his bal ....... well, you see what I mean.

Keith @ "Smithy Lane"

john.g. said...

Keith, Aaah well, just Zoe to deal with now! Gulp!!

Anonymous said...

And that's ANOTHER pint you owe me.

In spite of what you said, Zoe didn't take the bait!

Keith @ "Smithy Lane"

john.g. said...

You damn rotter you. YOU said she would!!

martin said...

Funny guy.........

PI said...

You seriously think the woman would get a say with all those testosteroneish males? S'cuse spelling!

john.g. said...

Pat, see latest post!!