Monday, 9 April 2007

This will tickle you!

Bank holiday Monday lunch is much like a typical Sunday lunch. All the usual suspects are in, with one exception today. Keith came in. Which one's Trigger? Guess, he's at the bar. There were 5 or 6 at least, but he got him first time!!

Anyway, back to the giggle.

The lads were on about cooking burgers/sausages when the BBQ season starts. Trigger said he'd just bought some of each the other day. Obe Wan and the Poacher suggested he fry them and serve with caramelised onions in a roll/bap/cob (depends where you live).
Trigger wanted to know why he needed caramel!

Cue laughing.

"Look you lot, I'm not stupid you know".

More laughing.

Quiet word from Trigger, overheard by all .

They think i'm daft.

UPROAR!!!!!!!!

5 comments:

zoe said...

i love your stories from the pub - just keep trigger alive, will you ?;)

john.g. said...

Thanks Zoe, I'll try, but it could be a struggle.

Anonymous said...

"Thou shalt not take the Lord's (Trigger) name in vain lest the tyres on your chariot be slashed"

Beccy said...

Yippee Trigger strikes again.

john.g. said...

Grumpy od git, tyres are solid so POO !

Beccy, yes he does.