Sunday, 22 April 2007

Trigger and viagra.

Trigger has one tablet left, it must be past it's sell-by date. He cracked the following joke (unusual):

I've got some viagra based eye drops, they do nothing for your sex life, but they make you look hard!

Nothing much else to report.

12 comments:

Beccy said...

Great joke Trigger!

Old Git said...

Don't get it; but then that is always my problem.

john.g. said...

Beccy, thought that would tickle you.

Old Git, c'est la vie!

Cailleach said...

*groan*

Now, I swear I'd never tell a joke like that... honest injun!

Ariel said...

Give Trigger his own show...

john.g. said...

Barbara, I don't believe you!

Ariel, suggestions for a name are most welcome!

PI said...

Maybe he's been kidding you all along and is really a wit?

john.g. said...

Pat, NO CHANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sally Lomax said...

It's when he realises that he got a reaction and tells you the same joke several times mroe that you can groan..........

john.g. said...

Sally, it happens ALL the time!

Mr Farty said...

So if he tells the same joke twice, he's a half-wit? Sounds like a geometrical progression.

Sorry, nicked that from Robert Heinlein.

john.g. said...

Farty, who?