Saturday, 7 April 2007

Unbelievable, but true.

Right, let's get a few things straight. I got a reply from apositivepessimist to a comment i'd made on her blog. She called me a cripple, then apologised if she'd insulted me. NO! I am, by the word of law, a spastic, a tetraplegic, and a cripple. Don't go down the politically correct channels with me!! Pessimist, you're a star!!

Now, back to the title of this post.

Trigger, the Poacher, the Baker (Obe Wan), and the candlestick maker were in, oops, sorry, the candlestick maker got on their wick last night, so they burnt him.

The Poacher said he'd bought some deep-sea Indian Ocean prawns, huge things(2" long).

Trigger asked if they had their heads on. To which the Poacher said, "No, they dont need heads at the depths they live, because it's pitch black and they don't need to see".

10 minutes passed.

Trigger, "They must have heads"

DOH!!!!!!!!!!

6 comments:

Mr Farty said...

Only ten minutes? Is Trigger on speed?

PI said...

I'm with Trigger - they must have heads!

Beccy said...

I'm sure I've seen a picture of a prawn with an eye. If it has eyes surely it has a head of sorts?

john.g. said...

Well sussed Mr. Farty.

Pat, you're welcome to Trigger!

Beccy, I think I got you! Frozen prawns, ready for cooking? The Poacher could have been taking the p*ss.

apositivepessimist said...

wonder if these Indian ocean prawns had the little dot on their foreheads. hmmm.

john.g. said...

Pessimist, how could they, without heads?