Wednesday, 24 October 2007

For all the lovely ladies who read my blog!

Now you're all thinking what the f**k now! What has he got now?

Well ladies, this is just for you. You will see I am not someone who systematically takes the piss out of the fairer sex. (You can't wait for this, can you?).














TRAIN TICKET.

Three men and three women are travelling by train to a football match. At the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch as the three women buy just one ticket.

'How are the three of you going to travel on one ticket?', asks one of the men.

'Watch and learn', came the reply.

They all board the train. The three men all sit down, whereas the women all cram into the toilet.

The conductor comes round collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, 'Ticket please'. The door opens a fraction and a ticket is passed over. The conductor carries on.

The men see this happen and agree it was a clever idea; so after the game, they decide to do the same thing on the way back and save some money.

When they reach the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip but see, to their astonishment, that the three women don't buy a ticket at all!

'How are you three going to travel without a ticket?' asks one perplexed man.

'Watch and learn', comes the answer.

When they board the train the men cram themselves into the toilet.

Just after departure, one of the women gets up and walks over to the gents toilet, knocks on the door, and says...........'Tickets please'.

Bask in your glory, I'll be back !!!

16 comments:

© Karelian Blonde said...

Ha ha haa! Thank you mate :) *basking in it with a huge grin*

john.g. said...

KB, I knew you'd like that!! x

headless chicken said...

I laughed John but not nearly as much as Kev laughed at your tuesday joke! Like your 9 answers to the tag, especially no.7!:)

Wendy Ascham said...

That's a good one, even for you!

RUTH said...

LOL..well done John...you've redressed the balance. I'm off for a bask now :o)
Rx

Beccy said...

Ah the cleverer sex!

PI said...

But But...I'm confused. It's the number of tickets. Oh never mind my brain's a bit stiff today.

ChrisB said...

LOL I always knew we were smart!

her indoors said...

brilliant, but it just proves that us women are the smarter sex!

john.g. said...

I LOVE you lot. xx

Sally Lomax said...

Brilliant!!!!

PI said...

Oh well! Guess I've let all the gels down:(
But you still love me don't you?

john.g. said...

Mum2, of course! xx

Duck said...

yes. Consider the scales to be in balance again.

Karmyn R said...

hee hee. Good one!

#Debi said...

Heard it before, but like the twist you've put on it. Good one!