Tuesday, 30 October 2007

Joke Tuesday.

A man fancies a woman in his office, but she has a boyfriend. He approaches her anyway and offers her £1000 to have sex with him.

I'll throw the money on the ground, you bend over, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. She consults her boyfriend, and he advises her to ask for £3000. Pick it up really quick, and he wont have a chance.

Half an hour later he calls to find out what the delay is. She says:














"The bastard used coins!!!"

17 comments:

headless chicken said...

Eeeeeww!!!:0

Mr Farty said...

Sweeeeeeeeeeeet!

zoe said...

THAT is BAD!

hehehehehe

ChrisB said...

I don't know why I'm laughing so much!! yes I do it's very funny hehehehe

Babs said...

Terrible :P

And, yes, I've been remiss in reading and completely missed the music quiz; but the Former Durannie in me is forced to say 15) Duran Duran: Union of the Snake.

(I'm so ashamed)

(I'm not, actually. They were BRILL, dammit!!)

Ariel said...

Tasteless but I love it!

Jin said...

Terrible enough for me to forward it to my dad, who in turn will tell me that I'm sick for sending him such a joke!
John, I've read through all of your blog now (sod the family, they can feed themselves!) & do hereby declare it to be truly smashing :-) Trigger sounds a total nutter!
If it's OK with you, I'd like to link you to my blog?

PI said...

I've no sympathy!

Beccy said...

Very funny John but I didn't think men could be that clever!

john.g. said...

jin, feel free to, I'm honoured!

Babs, you haven't missed the quiz!

All of you, more next week!

RUTH said...

LOL...another good'un John
Rx

Sally Lomax said...

You're a laugh John G!

Babs said...

Good, because I had a chance to look at the quiz again and see that 10 is Rio!!

(I should probably be posting this down there shouldn't I??)

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Anonymous said...

Ace blog John, keep the jokes coming, fills the long lonely hours when I am actually supposed to be working!

Laura.

john.g. said...

Laura, welcome, at last! xx

Anonymous said...

Thanks John, don't worry I'll soon become a regular!! x

Laura