Joke Tuesday.
Woman goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. They are priced at £300, £150, and £15.
"Why is the last one so cheap, he looks the best?"
"He used to live in a brothel", replies the owner.
"I dont mind ," she says, "I'll take him".
When she gets home, the parrot says, "F*ck me, not another new brothel!"
The woman laughs.
When her daughters arrive home the parrot says, "F*ck me! Two new whores!"
The girls laugh.
Dad arrives, and the parrot says,
"F*ck me! Pete, I haven't seen you for ages!!"
15 comments:
lol that is just spooky, just got a text message with this same joke, you got my number or what!!!
Hallo'een's coming!
LOL...as I'm getting myself educated now a poem for you :o)
Woman's Poem
He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and smacked the shit out of him...
Like his MOTHER used to do.
Rx
I heard it before but still makes me laugh. .
Ruth, LMAO!
DQ, you've heard every joke in the universe! lol.
That made me laugh. Thanks.
Great laugh!!
The old ones are still the best.
ha ha! I bet Pete was in BIG Trouble!
LOL, didn't see that coming.
Good one!:D
My sister rang me and spoke in muffled tones because she had a swollen face due to wisdom tooth extraction. The family parrot was squawking in the background so it reminded me of your joke. When I told her she burst out laughing then swore at me 'cos it made her mouth hurt.
Good one john :)
I like swearing birds!!
Smashing joke John :-)
(I need time to read your blog! It looks so nice (all together now awww))
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