Tuesday, 16 October 2007

Joke Tuesday.

Woman goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. They are priced at £300, £150, and £15.

"Why is the last one so cheap, he looks the best?"

"He used to live in a brothel", replies the owner.

"I dont mind ," she says, "I'll take him".

When she gets home, the parrot says, "F*ck me, not another new brothel!"

The woman laughs.

When her daughters arrive home the parrot says, "F*ck me! Two new whores!"

The girls laugh.

Dad arrives, and the parrot says,

"F*ck me! Pete, I haven't seen you for ages!!"


her indoors said...

lol that is just spooky, just got a text message with this same joke, you got my number or what!!!

john.g. said...

Hallo'een's coming!

RUTH said...

LOL...as I'm getting myself educated now a poem for you :o)

Woman's Poem

He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and smacked the shit out of him...
Like his MOTHER used to do.


Drama Queen said...

I heard it before but still makes me laugh. .

john.g. said...

Ruth, LMAO!

DQ, you've heard every joke in the universe! lol.

martin said...

That made me laugh. Thanks.

Sally Lomax said...

Great laugh!!

Mr Farty said...

The old ones are still the best.

Karmyn R said...

ha ha! I bet Pete was in BIG Trouble!

Beccy said...

LOL, didn't see that coming.

headless chicken said...

Good one!:D

sablonneuse said...

My sister rang me and spoke in muffled tones because she had a swollen face due to wisdom tooth extraction. The family parrot was squawking in the background so it reminded me of your joke. When I told her she burst out laughing then swore at me 'cos it made her mouth hurt.

ChrisB said...

Good one john :)

mutleythedog said...

I like swearing birds!!

Jin said...

Smashing joke John :-)
(I need time to read your blog! It looks so nice (all together now awww))