Saturday, 20 October 2007

Pub News

You may, or may not know about Nikki. She is the owner of Larry the queer horse. Nikki is also a milkwoman. No story there I here you say........but!

Nikki has just started a new round, and in learning said round had to go out with the outgoing person to learn the ropes.

On this particular day they had to go and deliver to a place called Croft quarry. This is a working quarry, and as such is required by law to have a wheel wash for the lorries leaving the site. Nikki always has the window down, but the driver didn't tell her about the wheel wash!

Straight in, all over her, soaked............I didn't laugh!

10 comments:

Mr Farty said...

That's ok, cos I did!

Unknown said...

Farty, ok so I lied!

ChrisB said...

I'm full of sympathy, but it is funny pity there's no photo!

Unknown said...

Chrisb, I know, shame!

Anonymous said...

I laughed, but don't tell her! Reminds me of the old joke.
"How can you tell an Irishman in the carwash?"

"He's the one on the motorbike!"

Boom, boom

katy said...

oops. i am not laughing, ok yes i am laughing very much too!

Anonymous said...

Wheel wash? Sounds more like an all-over wash to me.

Beccy said...

I'm laughing at both the post and the comments.

meredic said...

I think this shows you as a true gentleman....

sallywrites said...

ohh.... poor Nikki... but I did giggle!