Thursday, 18 October 2007

Pub update.

We still have no sign of Trigger, but my hopes for the survival of 'PUBLOG' were surprisingly given a boost today.

Di, the LANDLADY, had made some freshly filled rolls, (cobs here), and bought them out to put in the small fridge on the bar. Now the rolls are usually stuffed full of various fillings, and because it seems like Di uses a chainsaw to 'slice' the cheese or ham, etc, they normally require a snakes ability to dislocate ones mouth to be able to bite them. Good value for £1.20.

However, today she spotted two in the fridge that looked a little sparse on the filling side. All wrapped up nicely with cling-film, except there wasn't anything in them!!

And she TOLD ME!!!!!!!!!!!

Mrs. Trigger?


Victor Mildew said...

I bet you she had intended those fo ME because I complained bitterly last week that there weren't ANY cobs; and there I was dying of malnutrition! GAH!

john.g. said...

Shut up fatty!

billy bunter said...

Fatty? FATTY! How very dare you! I resemble that remark!

Karmyn R said...

Hmmm...does she like you? hahaha

Sally Lomax said...

So has he married?