Tuesday, 2 October 2007

Joke Tuesday. (nearly forgot)

A little girl finds her dog dead with its ' legs in the air and asks her Dad why it is like that. Dad explains that it has died, and is like that so Jesus can pick it up and take it to heaven.

The next day she says, "Dad, Mum nearly died today. She was on her back with her legs in the air shouting , "Oh, Jesus, i'm coming." And if the window cleaner hadn't been holding her down, we'd have lost her!

10 comments:

her indoors said...

ha ha very funny!

RUTH said...

Had to do some skimming back here as I realised I'd missed your last weeks joke...caught up with posts in between too. Great joke Jon as always...LOL
Rx

ChrisB said...

Hehehehe very funny :)

Grumpy Git said...

Pffft!

Karmyn R said...

giggle.

Beccy said...

Brilliant.

PI said...

Shakes head sadly.

Sally Lomax said...

Naughty - but funny!

john.g. said...

Now, that was a mixed reaction.

Mum2 is obviously disgusted with me.

Grumpy git, say no more.

Chrisb, I told you Beccy took after you!!

The rest of you , no surprise!!

Wendz said...

I'm with Keith....Pffft!