Friday, 12 October 2007

Mortified !

I know I've given Di, the landlady a bit of grief over her push-me-pull-you dog, but she hit me with a reply that shocked me to the core.

They are having a Hallo'een disco with a fancy dress theme. One of the lads asked if I would be dressing up. I replied that I would come as I was. To which Di said,

"You'll win hands down!!"

*WalkWheel into that, why don't I !!*

25 comments:

her indoors said...

oops great bunch of mates you got there then lol

john.g. said...

Charming, eh !

Walter Mitty said...

Or you go nude, pour a tin of teacle over your head, shove a broomstick up your arse and go as a toffee-apple?

Me? I shall put my best suit on and go as a tramp.

john.g. said...

Walter, you might need some help with the clip-on tie from what i,ve heard!

Tiger Woods said...

That game you gave me is faulty, the ball keeps going into that hole with the sand in it. Everytime!

john.g. said...

Shit, sand in the works!

Ricardipus said...

Fish. Shooting of, in a barrel.

Why do you never tell stories of *you* zinging Di? Hm? Hmmm?

john.g. said...

RP, how dare you! I haven't a zing in me.

Joe Bloggs said...

True!

Old Git said...

Heres a little quiz for you:
Who sits in a rusty wheel chair?
Who insults everybody in the pub?
Who drinks gallons of larger?
Who is very tall when he sits down?
Who hogs the TV remotes?
Who says he doesn't smoke anymore?
Who has trouble with AOL?

I'll give you a slight clue. He's clueless!

john.g. said...

I know this one, but I'll have to remember who has the steel wheelchair. Mines aluminium, so doesn't rust!

PI said...

What is the push me pull you dog?

SpanishGoth said...

Just fucking tell her you've come as a 'Transformer' ;-)

headless chicken said...

I've never been a big toffee-apple fan and as for sand in the works.....eeeewwwwww!!!!! Itchy,scratchy.....sore!

Beccy said...

Well I'm MIA for a few days and miss loads...I like quizzes!

You wheeled into that one mighty well John!

sablonneuse said...

You could wear a mask and disguise the wheelchair as a Batmobile -

john.g. said...

Mum2, it's a Peke!

HC, Not those works!!

Goth, LMFAO!!

Beccy, I know!

Sandy, good thinking!

phoenix said...

Well I say you tell her she could come as the other half of Lou and Andy and that she doesn't have to dress up either. x

PI said...

If she's being horrid to you tell her to beware or I'll have to come and sort her out.

john.g. said...

Phoenix, bless. xx

Mum2, I'll pass the message on!! xx

Somehow, I'll cope, after all that is nothing compared to the crap I get from Keith!

Jon M said...

Reminds me of the man who turned up naked at a fancy dress party with his girlfriend on his back. the doorman said, "What have you come as?"
"A tortoise," he replied.
"Who's that on your back?"
"Michelle."

meredic said...

The landladyt that you took a photo of having a fag outside eh?
I have my own fan club for her....

john.g. said...

Meredic, please enlighten me!

meredic said...

Oh I just thought she looked a bit gorgeous.
Not a word to anyone mind.
Doh!

john.g. said...

Meredic!!