Tuesday, 8 July 2008

Joke Tuesday.

There was a 10 year old boy walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string. He walked up to a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said," I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money and i'm not leaving until I do."

The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked,"Do any of the girls have any diseases?" Of course, the Madam said no, but the boy replied, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making it with Amber, so THAT'S the girl I want!"

Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"

He said,"Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant, leaving me at home with my babysitter. After they leave, my babysitter will have sex with me because she is fond of young boys. She will get the disease I just caught. When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the babysitter home. On the way, he'll jump her and catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the babysitters, he and Mum will go to bed and have sex, and Mum will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will come to deliver the milk,have a quickie with Mum and catch the disease..........and HE'S the bastard who ran over my FROG!

16 comments:

dubaibilly said...

OH! The oldies certainly are the goldies!

Brilliant.

DB

Grumpy Keith said...

I didn't get that. The disease I mean, not the joke.

john.g. said...

Oh, Grumps, get on with you knitting!

fatboysblogg said...

Beauty,ha ha ha.

Mr Farty said...

Su-weet! I just about got my brain around that one.

ChrisB said...

Too funny...I haven't yet thought about my WW post for tomorrow!

Sylv said...

:):) funny indeed, asmany others of you , this will also be fed into my swiss friends mailing list:):):)

sablonneuse said...

Certainly didn't see that one coming. What a laugh!

PI said...

Echo Sandy who had eggsactly the same reaction as me. Good 'un. Now you'll have to explain to Keith.

PI said...

Oops! Sorry Keith:)

mutleythedog said...

Good one - I think - but I am a bit dubious as to if it would work... shall I give it a go?

john.g. said...

Go for it Muts!

Brom said...

I had forgotten that one - so it was like a good repeat. Better than the BBC any day!

Guyana-Gyal said...

So of course, you know, I'm plotting, what and what the boy could've done, should've done, I just can't let a story go...shees...

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

It's a long long way to go for revenge, isn't it?
Oh Well...I know, I know, it's a joke! (lol)

john.g. said...

GG , let us know!

Naomi, xx