Sunday, 6 July 2008

Pub news, GG's victims!!!!

HOT,HOT,HOT!

Oh, did we I have a laugh today!! This pepper sauce that GG
sent me is dynamite!

Comments are as follows. Small cocktail sausages were used in this scientific experiment.

The barman,"That's nice..........Bastard!
Charlie(not the dog) "That is warm, nice but warm.....no,make that HOT!
The Bush,"It's fucking hot, but after the first few tries the taste buds are shot!"
The Barman's girlfriend ,"Oh,my!"
Di,"Fucking hell! Oh,I didn't say that,(cough,splutter),I took too much in."

"You always say that,Di!", I said, quietly, to no avail."Shut your(cough) face(cough), or I'll (cough) wheel you down the (cough) road."

Good stuff, this pepper sauce. And btw GG, the jar is almost half empty!

19 comments:

Z said...

Fabulous for hay fever - or, depending on season, for clearing a cold. I'm salivating.

john.g. said...

Z, you'd be SWEATING after this!!

Z said...

And choking. I'd love every devastated, nose-running moment.

SpanishGoth said...

I like hot stuff - hot gossip, hot wheels, etc. But you must be careful, putting it somewhere like toilet paper and then forgetting before you leave the bathroom is not funny - unless you like jungle type sounds whilst you are patiently at the bar forgetting...

Grumpy Keith said...

I did notice that all the sane, intelligent people (myself included!) in the pub avoided that sauce.

Sorry GG, but I am trying to give up eating dynamite, even Tomato Ketchup makes my eyes water!

ChrisB said...

You obviously like a bit of hot stuff then!

sablonneuse said...

That sounds like seriously good sauce. But you haven't said how it affected you - or have you tasted any?

zoe said...

I STILL love a small dollop of that stuff on cheddar cheese - I had a friend who used to make it for me - yummmmmmmmm.

John - you LUCKY bastard.

zoe said...

(and he used chillies that we brought back from Thailand - so there!)

Blazing said...

Glad I wasn't there. Every barbecue I go to it seems there is someone with a pot of 'the hotest sauce ever', and it's like a challenge, isn't it. You have to put loads on some burnt piece of meat and wonder why your bowels spontaneously combust at least five times during the course of the night. Will we ever learn?

John said...

I'm glad I wasn't force-fed that evil stuff. Sounds like it could do you some permanent damage.

Keith (http://www.earlshilton.org.uk
/weblog.html) told me that he could actually see the stuff moving about in the jar like some fiendish extra-terrestrial life-form!

PI said...

Did GG actually make it herself? You are honoured.

Brom said...

Agreed with blazing - no we won't ever learn when it comes to a bit of the old hot sauce.

PS Where did all these posts come from?, last time I looked it was last Tuesday - Poxy, proxy servers!

Minx said...

Is dynamite actually good for your bottom?

Guyana-Gyal said...

Keith, you are VERY smart :-D

We're in SHOCK here though. john. g. what do you mean, it's almost half empty?!? What are you all DOING??? DRINKING that stuff?

We were saying it would last a year!

*faint*

Pat, my mama made it. I only washed each pepper, one by one by one by one. With gloves on. Covering my mouth and nose with the neck of my tee shirt and swearing silently.

john.g. said...

GG, The lads want to know the name of the peppers!

Jayne said...

If it doesn't melt dentures, it's not hot enough!

john.g. said...

Jayne, it will!!

Guyana-Gyal said...

Two peppers made that sauce...one is what we can 'wiri-wiri' or 'mari-wiri'...the other one, I don't know the name...we call it 'hot pepper'. I think it's originally from India.

Jayne, I dare you to try some :-D