Tuesday, 15 July 2008

Joke Tuesday.

Back to normal after yesterdays garden stuff. Btw, Keith came in with his new puppy. A Lakeland Terrier called Max. He's a little beauty!

Right, joke time.

It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are female jokes, and there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true female joke. I offer it to you in the hope that women will love it and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it (and the joke)!

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work drink with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overtly attentive stare and walked directly toward her.(As men will.)

Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything you want, no matter how kinky, for £20.00....on one condition."

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied,"You have to tell me what you want in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a £20.00 note from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes and said:















PAINT MY HOUSE!

21 comments:

© Karelian Blonde said...

Respect! :)

Sylv said...

Wonderful! Good one! Though I think I'd have uttered other words:):)

ChrisB said...

Brilliant send him down here! LOL

Dumdad said...

Kiss my arse!

john.g. said...

If you don't mind Dumdad I shall refrain!

Karmyn R said...

"Fold My Laundry"


And hey - your dad's yard is simply beautiful. It looks like he does a lot of work in it!

Grumpy Keith said...

"Wash Max's arse"

He had diarrhoea when I came out of the "Merrie Monk" today! I think someone must have turned his stomach!

(Bet you didn't think I could spell "diarrhoea" did you?)

mutleythedog said...

I honestly think your jokes get worse and worse. Really. Had you thought of getting the Bob Monkhouse book?

dubaibilly said...

Love it, John - I'm going to nick it and email it to my wife who is currently at work!

Cheers mate

DB

john.g. said...

Thanks to most!

Mutley, bog off! LOL.

Lehners in France said...

Wash Sam's Willy!!! Debs x
Sam is my horse by the way!

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

LOL, LOL....Good one, John...!I see why you say Women will love it!
How clever of her to think of this....!

Duck said...

Send him round to my new house!

Blue said...

Keith, I just made a sandwich... : [

Grumpy Keith said...

blue - enjoy!

lehners - Glad you explained who Sam was, now I can rest easy.

John G - Is that the one that Di told you?

john.g. said...

Keith, DI,jokes? I think not!

PI said...

Yay! I love it.

little wanderer said...

how so well said LOL

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

Thanks for the kind words John...I'm afraid the "bloom" is off my rose....lol!
Hope you are having a good weekend.

Jayne said...

*sigh* I think Mutley might be on to something here!

Hmmm, I see you've successfully managed to piss off someone on my blog!!

john.g. said...

Jayne, easy!!