Thursday, 31 July 2008

Pub news.

Trigger is on holiday for two weeks, which means sporadic entertainment. Today was a good ,if, brief example!

The conversation was going quite well, until Trigger said,"It's only an act I put on, pretending to be a twat."

Baz, the carpenter said,"I'll tell you what ,Trigger, It's a f*cking good act!!"

21 comments:

farming-frenchstyle said...

Came across your blog from another in France. Do you know the Shearsby Bath? They used to play the Merrie Monk at darts or skittles, or perhaps both, many years ago. Look forward to reading more pub news.

Mr Farty said...

Apropos of nothing at all, there's a brilliant Photoshop tutorial HERE.

I was almost tempted to get a copy of Photoshop and try it out.

#Debi said...

Farty: Thanks for the tip! I've bookmarked the site...

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john.g. said...

Farming-frenchstyle, I know the Shearsby Bath very well. It's changed a lot!! Welcome!

Sylv said...

So nominate Trigger for a BAFTA then, or why not an Oscar:):)

Brom said...

Love it!! Off the cuff one liners are the best.

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

LOL, LOL...I love that! I must say I know some people who fit this "bill", as they say....One would never know it was "an act"...lol!

ChrisB said...

You lot are so entertaining :)

sablonneuse said...

You should put him to the test and ask him to 'act' a different (shall we say more intelligent) character.

mutleythedog said...

Does he get worse or better after a few pints?

john.g. said...

Mutley, worse!

Jayne said...

What's sadder - Trigger spending his holiday in the pub or Trigger pretending not to be a twat & spending his holiday in the pub?
He deserves an award. Think one up John!

mutleythedog said...

OK as I have an invite wheres the bloody pub then? Mutleydotthedogatgmaildotcom...

Blazing said...

Can't see Keith's pup getting on with a Mutley ;-)

Every village has a Trigger I'm afraid, and my town has loads of the beggars...

Sally Lomax said...

Well he obviously believes it.....

That joke is yeuch John!!!! :)

Sally Lomax said...

(ie. The previous post) S :)

PI said...

i thought I left a comment. Oh my goodness have I been deleted? The shame!

Mickle in NZ said...

The Merrie Monk - is that the one in Station Rd at Dunton Bassett? Lurking to the right of Leire on a map.

Enjoy your week, huggles

john.g. said...

Welcome back,Sally!