Sunday 22 April 2007

Trigger and viagra.

Trigger has one tablet left, it must be past it's sell-by date. He cracked the following joke (unusual):

I've got some viagra based eye drops, they do nothing for your sex life, but they make you look hard!

Nothing much else to report.

12 comments:

Beccy said...

Great joke Trigger!

Anonymous said...

Don't get it; but then that is always my problem.

Unknown said...

Beccy, thought that would tickle you.

Old Git, c'est la vie!

Unknown said...

*groan*

Now, I swear I'd never tell a joke like that... honest injun!

Ariel said...

Give Trigger his own show...

Unknown said...

Barbara, I don't believe you!

Ariel, suggestions for a name are most welcome!

Pat said...

Maybe he's been kidding you all along and is really a wit?

Unknown said...

Pat, NO CHANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sallywrites said...

It's when he realises that he got a reaction and tells you the same joke several times mroe that you can groan..........

Unknown said...

Sally, it happens ALL the time!

Mr Farty said...

So if he tells the same joke twice, he's a half-wit? Sounds like a geometrical progression.

Sorry, nicked that from Robert Heinlein.

Unknown said...

Farty, who?