Tuesday 16 October 2007

Joke Tuesday.

Woman goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. They are priced at £300, £150, and £15.

"Why is the last one so cheap, he looks the best?"

"He used to live in a brothel", replies the owner.

"I dont mind ," she says, "I'll take him".

When she gets home, the parrot says, "F*ck me, not another new brothel!"

The woman laughs.

When her daughters arrive home the parrot says, "F*ck me! Two new whores!"

The girls laugh.

Dad arrives, and the parrot says,


















"F*ck me! Pete, I haven't seen you for ages!!"

15 comments:

katy said...

lol that is just spooky, just got a text message with this same joke, you got my number or what!!!

Unknown said...

Hallo'een's coming!

RUTH said...

LOL...as I'm getting myself educated now a poem for you :o)

Woman's Poem

He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and smacked the shit out of him...
Like his MOTHER used to do.

Rx

Drama Queen said...

I heard it before but still makes me laugh. .

Unknown said...

Ruth, LMAO!

DQ, you've heard every joke in the universe! lol.

martin said...

That made me laugh. Thanks.

sallywrites said...

Great laugh!!

Mr Farty said...

The old ones are still the best.

Anonymous said...

ha ha! I bet Pete was in BIG Trouble!

Beccy said...

LOL, didn't see that coming.

headless chicken said...

Good one!:D

Anonymous said...

My sister rang me and spoke in muffled tones because she had a swollen face due to wisdom tooth extraction. The family parrot was squawking in the background so it reminded me of your joke. When I told her she burst out laughing then swore at me 'cos it made her mouth hurt.

ChrisB said...

Good one john :)

Anonymous said...

I like swearing birds!!

Jayne said...

Smashing joke John :-)
(I need time to read your blog! It looks so nice (all together now awww))