Monday, 12 February 2007

40 - 1 good odds.

Strange title, i know, but the pub ,although very sports orientated, is very much a haven for rugby union fans. With the Six nations now in full swing the place was packed on Sunday in anticipation of the Ireland v France game. Then Trigger came in. Now i always have the remote control, just to stop any rows. The majoritory always win, that`s our democracy. Trigger however is...well, Trigger.

"Put the football on"

"Piss off Trigger, you know the score, the majoritory wins".

"That`s not fair, i wanted to watch the football"

40 voices in synch. from the other room...."F*UCK OFF Trigger!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

He left.

12 comments:

Beccy said...

As somebody who likes neither footy or rugby I'd prefer to watch some tennis!!!

Would you tell me where to go quite as politely as Trigger?

PI said...

Well i'd have been with Trigger. I used to watch Burnley with my Dad. He got quite cross with me when I unwittingly shouted for the wrong side. Nobody told me they changed ends at half time!

john.g. said...

Beccy,of course i wouldn`t, but i wasn`t joining in with the majority. I was waiting for Father to pick me up.

Pat, typical! I`m a Man. Utd fan, well i was born there!

Wendz said...

Oh look you've linked me...my my! ;)

Just thought I'd check out this mad nutter who wants free sex...heh.

john.g. said...

Did i say free. i`l pay for the travel, food.........LOL! Bless you Wendz, great wriying. xx

john.g. said...

Sh*t, writing! (notice the comma)!!

Wendz said...

Oh I am reading all your old posts.....hello again...man that Trigger is hilarious. Geez are you glued to your PC - that was a quick reposnse!

john.g. said...

At the moment, yes. Snooze time now, i`ve had enough of the wheelchair for an hour or so!
Ta,ta.

Wendz said...

Enjoy it John...take a hot water bottle with you! :)

Cailleach said...

I've stumbled in here through a friend of a friend.

I love your mate Trigger.

My mate calls me Trig too..?!?

PI said...

Did you ever go to Pendlebury - Royal Manchester Children's Hospital?

john.g. said...

Pat, not that i can recall. I was in hospital as a 6 month old, but memories are a bit hazy. We lived in Cheshire, and i was born in Bowden, that`s all i know.